Emmy Goes To

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George owns a grocery store and makes decent money. One day, he hears the voice God. God says, “Sell your store and move to Vegas.” George, a devout Christian, complies. So George is walking down the Strip, when God says, “head into this casino and play blackjack.” George does. After playing a few hands, God says, “bet all of your savings on this hand.” George does. He is then dealt an 18. the dealer has a five showing, so George feels confident. However, God says “take a card.” George hesitates, but takes it. An Ace! 19! “Take another one.” Another Ace! 20! George is ecstatic, until God says, “take another card.” George is nervous, so he closes his eyes, and yells “Hit me!” Another Ace! 21! George is ecstatic, and then he hears God say, “FUCK! That was unbelievable!”

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